Why Is This Important?
Honesty may in fact be the best policy. Go figure.
Long Story Short
A 21-year-old named Dustin just figured out how to win Tinder and score major points with the ladies in a way nobody ever expected: by being brutally honest.
In an age when the skills needed to take a good profile pic, start a conversation and just generally talk to a girl on Tinder have practically become science, one innovative 21-year-old named Dustin went against the grain, said ‘f*ck it’ and did the unthinkable: he stripped away all the BS and crafted a profile that’s 100% honest. So honest, in fact, that it takes a couple of read-throughs to fully believe it.
Clearly tired of trying to dissect the dos and don’ts of dating with Tinder, Dustin decided to make this his bio: “Well I’m a fat fuck with a big truck. If we can’t get a big greasy burger then we won’t work. I’m 21 years old but don’t let that fool you, I have no social life like I’m 40. If my truck doesn’t impress you my personality probably won’t either. Welcome to the shit show.”
Initially, a girl took a screenshot of Dustin’s profile to make fun of it, but it quickly became clear that most other women didn’t share her opinion. Just look at some of the feedback the post has gotten:
I'd date him if I weren't old enough to be his estranged older sister
— Sara Byrella, Memphis Lover 🐯🐻 (@umbyrella) June 23, 2017
I like him too. In a world of fake he's a refreshing dose of real.
— GlassShard (@SharpShard) June 23, 2017
His truck impressed me. 🤷♀️
— 🤨 (@TexasVegetarian) June 24, 2017
Dustin. Call me.
— avowed ice cream socialist (@bigkittenqueen) June 23, 2017
If there was a tinder for dudes just to find dudes to chill and be buddies with I'd swipe right. Also that's an impressive truck for a 21yr.
— Craig Liddell (@cdliddell1) June 23, 2017
Well played, Dustin. Well played.
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